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You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.